Back to the Storage future!

The F-1 AMS2500 Falcon Transport Quantum vehicle

So instead of a Delorean, my time travel vehicle is a highly modified Hitachi AMS2500 modular storage array in a special 42" rack that has two F-1 powerplants I nicked from one of the late Werner Von Braun's 111ft Saturn-V booster modules - bolted to an upgraded Falcon lunar lander capsule with an infinite oxygen array converter that just creates Oxygen out of nothing.

To get to 85 MPH it has rails and requires a track to run on but this rig also has a Quantum high speed track builder that deploys at 15 times the speed of light with a handy phase shift tool in case you encounter immovable objects like steel walls, planets or even mountains.

This means you pass through them and do not suffer catastrophic atom spread as you impact said immovable objects that you are in phase with and hurtling directly towards at terminal velocities.

It has been noted that phase shifting prior to passing though said immovable objects is far healthier than all your atoms impacting and being evenly spread in a head on collision with said solid object(s).

Phase shifting prior to collision with said immovable object is preferable mostly due to the chief and major negative side effect of said direct collision after effect consequence which is what humans refer to as "death".

Note that you can no longer achieve outcomes in the physical reality when you have reached this undesired state of atom splattering of what was once you, your transport vehicle and said immovable object that has left you in said state of "death".

Another side effect of said atom smashing is called re-incarnation, which is a bit of a drag as getting back to the knowledge state prior to impact and re-arming yourself with intent all over again in another incarnation takes a lot of time and luck.

One of the drawbacks to being in a physical reality is the effect of gravity on a living mass of a great many varied carbon life forms which subjects them all to the aging process due to the effect of what they call time.

In fact, it may take several incarnations to achieve the pre-impact state armed with all the required knowledge and intent etc. as time in that reality ticks mercilessly by.

For this reason, we advise leaving the phase shift auto pilot in an always on state within 2 microseconds of any solid objects that could result in life force termination should you collide with any of them.

Also note that the half dozen gold bars the Quantum convertor uses to create spawned child realities are not "bounty" or "treasure" or even "plunder".

They are also highly radioactive and touching them will also result in a rapid incarnation state trigger being triggered.

To create things, the Quantum generator needs these gold bars for source atom building blocks into this or that (as required).

If it does not have a source of atoms it will randomly search for whatever else is nearby and handy and if you are a living and breathing carbon-based life form, this will usually be "you" (as in all of you).

This is also not an ideal circumstance to be caught up in and will also ultimately result in another trigger of a yet another pesky incarnation cycle.

So, when you go through your Quantum vehicle pre-flight check list just make sure all the required switches are in the desired position so that we do not suffer any unforeseen or unfortunate accidents.

You will see a handy pre-flight check list hanging from a hook on the captain's chair in the bridge that you should always be strapped to.

Also note that the storage array is also a Quantum state storage array that is in an all states at once state and has infinite storage capability in theory, but we all know that the supply of atoms is in fact not infinite at all.

For this reason you should also set the caching state to be non-blocking as a rapid restoration of a prior Quantum state is also an instantaneous by nature happening and you do not want anything lagging with these quantum state recovery states when they do actually happen.

If they do, full Quantum erasure takes place and entire universes can die if you are not careful.

This is quite tedious as the Master universe copy has to spawn yet another child process in the same state as the ones that get erased by mistake and parallel multi-wormhole them all to the lost data recovery full temporal state.

Karma starts to echo around a lot in this state and may drive any carbon-based life forms a tad insane.

In fact as I sit here and type this, I realize that I may in fact likely be suffering from a bit of this after effect insanity on a mild basis already! Ooops! But it's an occupational hazard that comes with the territory, so to speak!

These are all things to worry about as you go through your Quantum vehicle training and operating guides.

You will also suffer from strong deja vu effects from time to time but do not worry, chances are you are in fact correctly recalling a past quantum state from another reality and you have in fact done all of this before - probably in several other universes and you are just recalling the memories of them all - as in all at once.

This is called cascade deja-vu temporal super effect and is quite normal.

I can't say don't worry about it as there is absolutely nothing you can do about it anyways, but you can in fact be a bit worried about it.....turns out this is quite healthy!

I think fear is a good preservation mechanism when it comes to Quantum state temporal tinkering machines like this infernal bloody device!

What fascinates me is how the techs turn up with all the spare parts when something goes on the Fritz? The support contract must make for some fascinating reading!